Bridgeville, (UPI)
Delaware’s Senate Pro Tempore has a new challenger. Long assailed by those throughout his state for his desk drawer veto power over bills he does not like, Senator Thurman Adams may have a horserace in this years primary.
A local hero, known to many as Don Kee Butt for his outlandish name, says he plans to file with the Department of Elections before the June deadline.
From the steps of Community Park’s pavilion, Don Kee Butt announced to all of Bridgeville, his intention to knock Adams out of the running…..
Don confided that he was persuaded to run, after seeing the results of a push poll that asked: “Who would you rather see represent your Senatorial district? Thurman Adams or a horses’ ass?” Upon seeing Adam’s 5% approval rating, he says he was finally convinced that Adams was indeed vulnerable.
“The first thing I am going to do after being sworn in,” said the lovable Don, ” is kick that infamous desk out the f…’ing window!”
The estimated crowd of 2000 erupted in cheers and spontanous partying. that lasted throughout the evening.
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March 16, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Shirley Vandever
What a way to start my Sunday morning ! My goodness, I’m giggling at 08:00 AM. Great job on this one, kavips. You rock.
March 16, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Nancy Willing
HEh, I just wrote Joan Deaver yesterday about the status on the bill the House passed to add two more representative council seats to the rapidly growing Sussex County’s government. She said that it is stuck in Adams’-Executive-Committee-drawer.
Pressure from an opponent is wonderful news. These sluggish, thuggish legis will feel our wrath. Who ever has any extra bucks should send it to the good Mr. Butts. Bucks for Butts!!!!!!!!!!! That sounds like a good post title
March 16, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Nancy Willing
Of course it would help if Butt could figure out how to bray into the mic as effectively as the incumbent.
March 17, 2008 at 8:26 am
Davidlanderson
Sorry, but the primary is off. The candidate filed the papers at the state senate instead of the election office and they got lost in a drawer.
March 17, 2008 at 8:32 am
kavips
Ahh, but there are rumors of hope. They were mistakenly put in Thurman Adam’s drawers, not drawer, and were later found in the second floor men’s room.