One has an off day, the other has a day off.
One really kinda sounds sick, the other just pretends.
One shows off empty houses, the other plays to full ones.
One has misguided principles, the other a misguided principal.
One pops down Boardwalk Fries, the other down pops Cameron Frye.
One sees Ben Stein as a mentor, the other sees him as a tormentor.
One dismisses someone named Peterson, the other impersonates a Peterson to dismiss….
One shouldn’t sink lips into new Dunkin Donuts, the other lip syncs to Newton’s “Danke Shcoen”.
One shouts, then twists, the other does “Twist and Shout”.
One has a sheen of being a heavy Romeo, the other has Sheen playing a light cameo.
One has gray nibbling around his edges, the other has Grey who has a “he” nibbling around her edges…
One as he grays, supports character kicking principles that are loony; the other has this Grey, who thrice karate kicks her principal, character Ed Rooney.
One has qualms about borrowing words to say he’s sorry. The other has no qualms, and drives all day in a borrowed Ferrari.
lol.
kavips 
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August 5, 2009 at 6:43 am
Nancy Willing
That is a crazy link to Cheney. He flunked out of Yale and is pretending he did it on purpose?
August 5, 2009 at 7:47 am
Maria Evans
Tisk.
August 5, 2009 at 8:02 am
FSP
What’s it like to lose an election by a 10-1 margin? For someone so cocky and critical of others’ election losses, you sure have had experience in the subject matter.
August 5, 2009 at 8:03 am
FSP
And to have the gall to assign failure to other people? 10-1? 0-2?
August 5, 2009 at 9:10 am
FSP
By the way, what in my personal history shows that it’s a good idea to mess with me on a personal level? When has that ever worked out for anyone?
August 5, 2009 at 9:59 am
kavips
lol missed on all three.
August 5, 2009 at 10:13 am
FSP
Okay, I guess I’ll have to dump the whole file. Kos account, the letter to the PSC with your name and email attached, your Facebook page with all the links to this blog. Enjoy!
PS: The lesson here is that you really shoudn’t go after people personally, especially when you’re referencing their jobs. Plus, with where you work, do you really want to be criticizing people’s jobs?
August 5, 2009 at 10:27 am
FSP
All three? I only see two? Did you make one disappear? Very Bushie of you.
August 5, 2009 at 10:40 am
kavips
Right now, I’m unfamiliar with all three…
For some reason the link you report is not even showing up on my word-press server? But if I actually have a fan out there, thank you.
I don’t know anything about the other two..
Since whoever you think, is about to have his life turned upside down, I thought it polite to at least erase his name…
And I can’t find the face book account you to which you refer…
Again, you missed.
August 5, 2009 at 11:42 am
anon
Beer summit at Friday’s?? What time do you get off Bill?
August 5, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Maria Evans
I didn’t miss one juicy word of it. And anon, this can’t go to a full blown “Beer Summit” until Obama comments on it publicly.
August 5, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Obama
Kavips acted stupidly.
August 5, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Anon
That Obama is priceless.
August 5, 2009 at 12:48 pm
David Anderson
You are usually better than this. You tend to the the model of civility at the local level. I know that you get a little excited about Bush and Cheney but that is different. Why don’t you shoot me an email and let’s talk.
August 5, 2009 at 2:03 pm
FSP
I didn’t give you any links. Those I’ll save for the full post I’m preparing.
August 5, 2009 at 8:38 pm
kavips
I must tell you, part of me enjoys the attention, but… you have the wrong person… I feel somewhat sorry for whoever is in your sights.
I can’t wait to see the full post…. I hope it’s good… You after all, have big shoes to fill, considering probably the best put-together post ever written, was written yesterday.
It will become a classic…
lol
August 6, 2009 at 12:40 am
Maria Evans
k-your post yesterday was bitter, disgraceful and unwarranted. You trashed a young man working for an organization that’s only sin to date was posting government spending online.
I consider it a direct attack against what I thought was a common goal of the Delaware Blogosphere, open government.
August 6, 2009 at 1:12 am
kavips
My dearest Blue Eyed Maria:
We are on different sides. I fail to see any bitterness, disgrace, or things unwarranted in that post.. Because none was intended. It is unfortunate, but I can only assume now that my assessment was correct, to cause such an uproar from a tiny little post that was really, a week too late.. But, if by the grace of God, this uproar does force the end of those ideas that ruined a nation, one’s I’m sorry you hold so dear, then come what may, this uproar will benefit us all.. If the those leaning towards the center of CRI continue to do so, out of fear of me even, then. Delaware will prosper once again.
The center is where it is at.