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We Cut Your Food Stamps. We Put You Out Of Work, We're Crashing Your 401K's, Just So Boehner Treats Us To A Pizza Party, Which You Are Paying For, BTW... Ha, Ha, Ha

Pizza being taken to John Boehner’s office as the House speaker held talks with Republicans after the collapse of a deal to raise the government debt ceiling temporarily. Photograph: J Scott Applewhite/AP

Today is School Board Elections…Polls are open 10-8…  If anyone is sponsored by Markell or Rodell or RTTT or WSFS, don’t vote for them.. If anyone is sponsored by DSEA, they are on the students side. They are safe.

So go out and vote like a goat… Be…  B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-D

(Courtesy of Delaware Liberal’s Hot & On Top Reporting)

Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Kathleen Sebelius announced that 5,600 Delaware residents will benefit from $1.8 million in rebates from insurance companies this summer, because of the Affordable Care Act’s 80/20 rule. These rebates will average $351 for the 5,300 Delaware families covered by a policy.

Obamacare is working!  Obamacare is saving people money.  They were at the mercy of insurance companies before.  Now, they have $1.8 million in their pocket.

It is not because of Republicans!.. They are the ones taking money out of your pocket, handing it to the insurance companies, and saying “don’t forget about that campaign contribution in October.”

No one can trust Republicans unless you are making more then 10 million a year. No one.

So when they say the first thing they want to do in January is repeal Obamacare,  and now you can see why.

That want insurance campaign contributions… and that is all.  They don’t give a fuck about you.

Only Democrats can right the wrongs… Do what you know you must.  Swear on a stack of Bibles, never, never,  never, never vote for a squirmy, sluggish, beetle-infested, putrid, maggotty, caterpillerish, centipedific, millipederishes, multi-lensed eyeballed, appendage ringed mouthed, stinger-embedded, infectious bacterial infested, food coveting, ooze secreting, spontaneously defecating  insect who swears allegiance to the Republican Party….

Spray them with insecticide instead…..

(Wow, what a great demo idea for the Republican National Convention……)

Sometimes after reading truth like this, you just want to walk into a room of thronging with roaches, pretend they’re Republicans and squish them each and every one ………

One has an off day, the other has a day off.

One really kinda sounds sick, the other just pretends.

One shows off empty houses, the other plays to full ones.

One has misguided principles, the other a misguided principal.

One pops down Boardwalk Fries, the other down pops Cameron Frye.

One sees Ben Stein as a mentor, the other sees him as a tormentor.

One dismisses someone named Peterson, the other impersonates a Peterson to dismiss….

One shouldn’t sink lips into new Dunkin Donuts, the other lip syncs to Newton’s “Danke Shcoen”.

One shouts, then twists, the other does “Twist and Shout”.

One has a sheen of being a heavy Romeo, the other has Sheen playing a light cameo.

One has gray nibbling around his edges, the other has Grey who has a “he” nibbling around her edges…

One as he grays, supports character kicking principles that are loony; the other has this Grey, who thrice karate kicks her principal, character Ed Rooney.

One has qualms about borrowing words to say he’s sorry. The other has no qualms, and drives all day in a borrowed Ferrari.