CNN is reporting that Sarah Palin will not be joining the Conservative Pathetic Acrimonious Complainers (CPAC) this year… The Alaska governor had been expected to serve as the headline attraction at the three day event.

One bets that she’s learned her lesson on having photo-shoots with other turkeys in the background.

In her place, other headline speakers will include Russ Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, and Ann Coulter… Attendance is expected to be low.