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FLS is in charge of most of the Republican races in this state…
They have a commercial that says of the fourth district.. Why is Katz Attacking Clatworthy…
He’s not…
But since i don’t have any connection whatsoever to anything Democratic… I’m just a voter who makes up his own mind…. I can answer that question truthfully.. Here is why every normal Delawarean is attacking John Clatworthy… It is a shame that since Dr. Katz is running against him, that common decency belies that he must remain silent on this issue….
But I don’t have to…
Here is why I am attacking John Clatworthy….
HE’S DISGUSTED THAT THE PHILLIES WON
HE REALLY, REALLY, HATES THE EAGLES!
HE ALSO CAN’T STAND THE BLUE HENS!
HE IS ASS UGLY!
HE HAS A STUPID GAP BETWEEN HIS TEETH
HE’S AN ATHIEST
HE BELIEVES IN RAISING YOUR TAXES, AND LOWERING HIS
HE DOESN’T LIKE MINORITIES BECAUSE THEY STINK
HE IS A GRAND DRAGON OF THE KKK
HE PRACTICES HUMAN SACRIFICES
HE USES GAIN DETERGENT
HE FAILED HIS ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS
HE GETS STINKIN’ DRUNK EVERY NIGHT
HE PEES ON THE WALLS AT PUBLIC RESTROOMS
HE LIKES TO TORTURE ARABS AND THEN BEHEAD THEM
HE WORSHIPS GEORGE BUSH AND DICK CHENEY
HE MAKES DELAWAREANS PUKE WHEN THEY SEE HIM GO BY
HE IS AN AVID ENVIRONMENTALIST WHO HUGS TREES
HE SUPPORTS THIRD TRIMESTER ABORTION
HE IS A CARD CARRYING SOCIALIST
HE WANT’S TO MAKE PROSTITUTION LEGAL IN CHURCHES
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To contact: call 1-800-FLS-2008
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November 1, 2008 at 2:59 am
kavips
My apologies to all. It appears that FLS has hacked my site and I now have no control over any of its functions…
I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused….Please do not blame me…but address your blame to Charlie Copeland’s alliance with FLS, where it rightly belongs…..
November 1, 2008 at 7:22 am
kilroy
Wow, I thought killer weed aka DMT was a thing of the past! Chill, we’re all going to wake up on the 5th still in the same mess. I am voting for Jack but dam where is he getting the money for all these plans?
November 1, 2008 at 8:58 pm
kavips
From out of state: of course.
November 1, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Brian Shields
What’s wrong with Gain? LOL
November 3, 2008 at 4:27 pm
DEwind: The Week That Was October 27th
[…] and coffee for his minions. I wanted to ask him what he thought about Kavips’ list of why he hates Clatworthy or the slap down Project Vote gave him, but one of his daughters was with him and, alas, I am no DV […]