Donald Trump

It appears as if a madman as gone off the rails and is running out of control for the highest office in the world…

For rational people, that is simply hard to accept.  Here is an alternative scenario…..

On November 9th, Donald Trump in his concession speech will startle and amaze with something like this…

Fellow Americans:

This is a great country.  It is time to make this country great again… Although some of you expected it, and I tried very hard to keep it hidden, I ran this contest to destroy the Republican Party, which has kept America behind its potential for the past 16 years… Ironically since the last Clinton left office.

I started this as a joke campaign on my own dime and became more surprised than anyone that I became the favored candidate…. What in the hell was wrong with you people.   Although I never intended to be president, and I’ve always felt quite confident with Hillary’s handling of world affairs, I felt if I tried anything other than being the most cartoonish alt-right conservative, my gig would be found out. 

Basically my role in the history of this nation, was to play the pied piper and lead all our crazy conservatives to the river and drown them… To my credit, I was successful.   Very successful.  In losing big I have saved America… We now have both a Democratic Congress and a Democratic executive.  We will soon have a democratic leaning Supreme Court.

I don’t know whether I’m flattered or saddened by the amount of support I got for being a cartoon character… To be honest, I did enjoy playing it to the hilt… But we now will have a better nation, a better future and if we can continue and keep these conservative deplorables, and Hillary was right there, away from all government functions, we will be well on our way to making “America Great Again”… 

We left you plenty of signs that that you were being punked, and I’ll just name a few to clue you in   Here are some…

It is true. It was actually Bill’s, Bill Clinton’s idea, that I run so his wife could win. A decision to which I soon agreed…  My wife and family were in on the joke, but no one else was. 

We thought it hilarious and I had my wife model her speech on Michelle Obama’s and were going to tell you after the election that it was, but the American people picked up on it.. congratulations there … 

And if you didn’t catch that we were trying to Rick-Roll you by my campaign, we inserted the classic Rick Roll lines into my wifes speech … Again, you picked up on it, so congratulations to you..

But no one picked up on what we were doing, so that, even though I lost, still makes me the greatest actor of ALL TIME… I will humbly add that to my accolades… 

I am now returning to my private life, happy for the quiet and the chance to run business again, and to those who supported me so arduously over the past months, even to the end no matter what I tried to do to dissuade you…. You are sick deviants.  The humiliation you got, is what you all deserved…. 

Now here’s to Hillary Clinton:  the next president of the United States of America....

It will be at this moment…. where suddenly,…. everything makes sense…. all those crazy incidents across the past 14 month, were all parts of this plan.  It really wasn’t crazy after all……………….

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