A. Shut Down Wilmington Police Department.
B. Hire leader for $160,000.
C. Hire planner for $40,000.
D. Fire entire force and rehire only 50% back.
E. Fire the Police Union and null and void all previous contracts.
F. Give the police department One Million Dollars spread out over 5 years. (most to go to the leader).
G. Give Governor authority to veto and recreate any new contract on whim.
H. Sell out police force to outside for-hire management company.
I. Crime will magically disappear because all reporting of it will cease.
kavips 
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January 25, 2015 at 3:16 pm
delawareway
It would be funny but it isn’t. anti-LOL.Governor.
January 25, 2015 at 4:10 pm
anonymous
The Inhofe Syndrome
While you’re at it, fire those teachers that should be reporting abuse or/and neglect of hungry, dirty, traumatized kids whose education is being undermined by ‘no snitch silence.’ (Here, have a breakfast you need a clean pair of underwear?) They got a red (calming) straight jacket for the kids, that they just can’t take anymore.) Nice kavips, nice. I’d say things are sounding damaging. More truth needs to come out. If I were a kid in school, put in a red straight jacket, I’d have been scarred for life.
Fire the failures at social services. And fire those at dept of health, who know leaking chemical by products and coal ash are corporately stockpiled everywhere; water and seafood are contaminated, the air’s Red Alert and the kids may be full of mercury, lead, arsenic, but who’s testing. (Better not to know what tests might show;) ie republicans want to shut down the EPA, NASA forth snooping into earth science, ‘making up’ problems.
Fire the police, who allow the state to be overrun with illegal guns in every thug’s car and fire the politicians as well; the ones who don’t provide police with laws and orders to rid Delaware of every illegal gun in every car and house; and jail every illegal gun possessor.
Don’t forget the dept of transportation, responsible for so much road slaughter. Those thieves that have criminal evidence go missing, fire them. Fire the enablers at ‘family’ courts, that won’t make the deadbeats pay up, so the kids have heat, food, parenting time. Put them all in prison. The licensing depts. that permit fraud upon consumers, robber plumbers, ruthless handyman, furthering unlivable conditions and the almighty slumlords. Fire the judges who release criminals back to the streets to harm again and again. Put them in jail.
As is usually the case, some will do whatever is necessary, to avoid testing of the product, (public safety, waters, air, food, courts, highways, policies, dwellings, etc. And if tested, they find it more profitable to ‘explain away’ the bad results as always being someone else’s fault, (or no problem at all.)
If it’s not the parents’ fault; if it’s not the teachers’ fault; if it’s not the kids’ fault. who’s fault is it, kavips. Oh, I forgot. it’s the test’s fault. The test they haven’t taken yet. Well, fire them darn test writers for trying to get Johnnie to think.
Kids needs to learn how to think to survive. Survival – a matter of life or death. Society has to offer a way to survive, legally. For some kids, their best hope, is while then they turn up in the classroom.
There is no one size fits all for some kids. I bet even kavips would agree, something different has to be tried.
I remember when the engineers at my job, (who by the way were some of the best in their specific field, from around the country) – were stomped. The boss called in a retired engineer (from 2,000 miles away) He was one of the sharpest old guys. His knowledge, priceless.) A week later, problem solved, drawing done. I think the problems we have now, call for extreme measures. Time to look outside the usual suspects, for solutions.
If one is a climate denier, one does not admit to a problem. The warming planet, would be cooooling and the testing – inaccurate. “The greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people,”
Inhofe’s damages. Also priceless..