Come a listen to a story about a old man named Phil..

Lucky he was born before his mama found the Pill.

Then one day he was shoot’in’ off the Mouth.

Next thing you know, he’s embarrassed the ‘effin’ South….

Hillbillies that is… Southern Folk,  Black haters and KKK….

Well the first thing you know he’s got more trouble than facial hair.

The kin folk said,… Phil move away from there!!!

Said… Somalia is the place you oughta be… 

So they packed up the trucks and moved to ……

Mogadishu…..

Open firearm laws….

and Muslim beards….. 

(Announcer)  The Phil S Stein Hillbillies!   Brought to you by…. A & E  Networks…. where bein’ anti-gay… don’t pay….. 

 

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