In a must-be-there meeting for Delaware’s Tea Party taking place Saturday, on Del Tech’s campus in Georgetown, DE, the paper-pushing sheriff was able to gather all 336 of the remainder of the Tea Party…
A group once powerful enough to throw Mike Castle out of office, is now down to 336 men.
Now these 336 are banding together to form their own government very similar to that selection of colonial farmers and merchants who gathered in Philadelphia to succeed from Great Britain.
“Judge T. Henley Graves recent ruling that Sheriffs in Delaware have no authority of arrest is wrong, and actually is a criminal act of seditious conspiracy (U.S. code Title 18, sec. 2384), which is defined as attempting to overthrow the established form of government. The penalties for violating the Oath of Office in this manner are a fine and twenty years in prison. “
Only difference is those in Philadelphia 237 years ago were a lot smarter and actually had a case against Great Britain.
If one can consider those enlisting Mr. Paper-Pusher to be their cult leader then strictly for purposes of alliteration, I hereby dub them: Christopher’s Cult.
Christopher’s Cult is synonymous in membership (336) with the remainder of the Tea Party (336) which is likewise synonymous with what’s left of the NRA.(336)
Their principal aim appears to be the revival of the KKK but they plan on doing it legally by calling it by another name. Whenever they want to exert their gun wielding brand of justice, off they ride in pick up trucks carrying Boss Hogg’s airhorn with bull’s testicles hanging off their back ends. . They are no different than any southern segregationists who refuse to accept Federal Law that said black people had to be treated as people too…. and instead chose to take the law into their own hands.
So why is Delaware’s General Assembly afraid of just 336 cranky old white men?
Simply, because those 336 are sexy and they know it.
On any given summer day…you can find most of these 336 wearing male bikinis on the northern stretches of Rehoboth’s beaches , up north of where the boardwalk ends.
Our pasty white members of the General Assembly are very frightened to show up on the beach with zero tan lines…. They live in fear of these 336 showing them up….
Did I mention they were sexy and they knew it?
kavips 
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April 7, 2013 at 10:45 pm
Dave
Yes, but the 336 are very loud (obnoxious it’s true, but loud nonetheless). That’s what we call force multiplication. If they show up at every event, in force, regardless of what the topic is, it looks and sounds like there are a lot more of them. It’s trick they got from the history books, making the enemy think there are more than just a few.
When they get down to 300, they will probably change their name to “The 300” Sort of a take off on the 700 Club or the Spartans, but probably not Spartans because they were kind of into guys and they couldn’t stomach that, so not Spartans.
April 8, 2013 at 1:06 am
kavips
Still. It is only 336. The tiniest sliver of humanity…..
Maybe they too can hire Dennis Rodman to come give them credence and respect?
April 8, 2013 at 6:32 am
Dave
LOL. Well there’s a thought. The 336 are angry, because they have become irrelevant, if they ever had relevance. They used to be part of the world but the world moved on and they didn’t. That hurts. So they struggle to become relevant, not by changing but by making noise. Hoping to turn the world back but knowing they cannot make that happen. So, all that is left is anger.
April 8, 2013 at 6:52 am
Laffter
And their own blind stupidity……I suppose all we have to do is wait ummmmm ten years , either they will be dead from heart attacks or strokes from all that rage….or if alive, toothless and gumming their porridge while soiling their adult diapers
Which is not to far from what they do now ……
April 8, 2013 at 10:45 am
kavips
Although when I see everyone piling on, it saddens me. For other these people’s extreme views on this one single topic, these are overall pretty good people. They are upstanding citizens for the most part ( I don’t think any are writing from jail).. They raise families, they give back to communities….They support their churches.
I have come around to question as to why I am blistering these people who all seem intent on their own destruction…
I think my motivation is to help these people understand that they are a tiny fraction of the past. The future will not come back around to their thinking, and as human beings, their lives could be better expended in activities far more useful than investing their lives and fortunes into lost causes that died in the middle ages.
By making fun of them it is my sincere hope that eventually their ranks will thin so much they will eventually grasp the wisdom they were wrong, and begin to enjoy their lives again. Life is too short to waste it fighting ghosts who are not there…..
April 8, 2013 at 11:12 am
Laffter
They are happy in their misery…..leave them to it.