In Delaware there is a battle which will determine the future direction of the entire Republican Party: the Senate primary, between former governor/congressman Mike Castle, and former candidate/virgin Christine O’Donnell.

Cow Tipping is a sport frowned on by farmers; but readily enjoyed by drunken students. They go into a field at night where cows are sleeping standing up. The giant, intimidating, heavy cows are almost perfectly balanced, and with a tiny push, they fall over sideways, hitting the ground, waking up with a start, wondering what the hell just happened…

Today, on WDEL, with commercials from both Christine and Mike Castle opposite each other on air, we saw the beginning of a cow losing it’s balance.. Wednesday morning, it will wake up and wonder what just happened!

In this year of opposition, what does the Republican party stand for? If you follow national politics, you would say they stand for no… They are for tax cuts, except when Obama proposes them, and they say no! They are for a stronger military, except when Obama proposes them, and they say no! They are for a better healthcare, except when Obama proposes them, and they say no! Mike Castle, as Delaware’s lone congressman, has been part of that process for two years…

Christine O’Donnell stands for something.. She is against abortion. Mike is not. She supports the right to bear arms. Mike does not. She is for limiting the size of government. Mike is not. She is for helping families raise their children with American values.. Mike is silent on that. She does not cater to homosexuals… Mike is rumored to have… She is for a balanced budget. Mike is not.

Now there are ways both candidates can take these words, by twisting them into pretzels, say they are not true. That’s what candidates do… and we are tired of it…
Bottom line, is that Mike Castle has a record. He votes on the floor of the House of Representatives. And his voting record caterers more to the state’s surplus of Democratic voters than they do to Republican core values… Christine, does not have a voting record, but she has mouth. Her mouth, consistently, without fail, echoes the tenets of core Republican values… She’s even been on Fox News and John Beck. Where has Mike Castle shown up? On “The Colbert Report”.

If Mike Castle wins Tuesday’s primary, the real loser will be Delaware’s voters. They will have to chose from two boxes that look alike. Both vote Democratically; both spend money on things while lauding their fiscal prowess, both are for abortion, neither is endorsed by the NRA, neither will be endorsed by her hotness, Sarah Palin, and neither will ….. well,….. put it this way… The race will be rather boring; why go out and waste time voting? Dime or dozen. Both are the same…….

Now… if Christine, on the other hand, wins on Tuesday Republicans suddenly have a chance at winning a new Senate seat… Each time Biden comes in for Coons.. Palin covers for Christine. Suddenly Delaware has a choice… between someone who espouses to continue the change that was voted in two years ago and someone who will takes us back before 9/11 to the glorious days of 2000…. all the way back to when Bush was elected, back to when the economy during the first days of his administration, couldn’t be stopped… O’Donnell will reverse the clock, giving tax break after tax break until this economy gets itself off it’s haunches and starts roaring again…

Do Delaware voters deserve a clear choice? or do they have to look at the minutia that separates to identical suits cut out of the same cloth?

The Castle campaign has tried to disparage Christine… All that means is that they failed at convincing the voters on the high ground… The question every Republican voter needs to ask, is this:… If you can’t win on the high ground, Mr Congressman… why in the hell should I vote for you because your huge campaign chest outspent your opponent on the low ground?

Does this make sense?

His disparaging radio ad on WDEL shows just how out of touch he is. The Castle campaign lashes out that Christine is ridiculous because she can’t pay her bills…Pooh.pooh, on her… they say.. But let me tell you Mr. Congressman….90% of Delaware’s small, and even some large businesses can’t pay their bills right now… They are short-paying all over the place! So Christine, by being closer to what they are going through, is actually better able to represent them, than say someone, who swelled his campaign chest by slipping through Congress, exemptions for large chemical companies to import chemicals without paying their fair share of duty on them.. Huge corporations can have Mike Castle change the laws just to make them more money…. and small businesses can’t even pay their bills… and the Mike Castle campaign is bashing her for the same?

These past two years, Mike Castle has spent a lot of effort to balance his votes between conservative and liberal… He is perfectly balanced at this moment… just so he can pretend to be a conservative before September 14th, and then liberal before November 2nd…. In fact, he is so perfectly well balanced, that one Republican interloper, has been able to sneak up to the sleeping cow, and with just a little additional push, tip that old cow over…