Daylight….. ahh….. no alarm…….

Who are you….?

Silly…. I’m your spouse.

You’re old.

Well,….. so are you….

Why are there teenagers in our house?…..

Uh…….your children…..?

Really?

Really.

When did we get a new dining set?

January.

Really?

Really.

Later…. Hey, I thought we had 5 Gerbils….

One died.

I missed that? When?

Before Christmas….

Oh.