I spent lunch with Allan Loudell of WDEL and he has the best news currently in journalism and I know I heard at least twice…. on totally different story lines… “It’s just crazy…. “
I know it was because I didn’t change the dial, but on my commute home I heard it again…. “It’s just crazy…” (The other thing Allan is prone to say, is just when you think it can’t get any crazier, you see the next story…)
I made me wonder what was going on….
See if you can guess.
A member of a certain party, says women can stop being pregnant if they want to.
Members of a certain party get naked and swim in the nude in front of another man’s daughter.
Members of a certain party won’t call on the first person to resign, until someone else does and then they give the press release calling on a certain member of a certain party .. to stop running for his Senate seat.
Members of a certain party, try to legalize rape, incest, and the death of the mother into a certain party’s platform.
Member of a certain party calls the President’s remarks Marxist, and then, when challenged by the news anchor, can’t say why, just that.. it is. it is…it just is.
A certain party wants the wealthy to pay NO TAXES and use the middle class to make up the difference.
A certain party candidate, will only release one single year’s tax return until 21 days before the election, when he will release his second one…
A certain party appears to be having their convention, quite possibly in the middle of a certified hurricane.
An entertainer who is a member of a certain party closes out the Iowa state fair with this…. “We’ve got a Muslim president who hates farming, hates the military, hates the U.S. and we hate him!”
A certain party blames Obama for the poor economic climate they themselves totally created……
America, aren’t you tired of it? Don’t you just want to sit down to “normal”… for a change?
And did you happen to notice… all the craziness comes from just one party?
It’s like the drunk bitch at a party… Everyone is having a great time, and then from somewhere across the giant room, you hear… “you shit fucking bitch…” and you do what normally works, you go through the standard stages, of reasoning, of cajoling, of threatening, of being calm, of isolating, of arguing, of persuading, of putting the foot down… and finally… of ejection. No one at the party has now had a good time since she opened her mouth, because her aggressive meanness, even while everyone watches, even while everyone is shaking their heads, even while everyone is talkin’ about… it brings everyone down….
What we have in our society today, is the tiniest sliver taking over the news media with crazy incomprehensible actions… Consider them the 700 pounds of fat globules held in one place by taut skin, that takes over your health channel network for a half hour of programming, and though you hate it, you watch the whole episode anyway because it is too gross to walk away from…
For this, I blame the Republicans, but these, aren’t even close to the Republican neighbors I have… My neighbors are cool.. I blame the Republicans, but these aren’t even close to those I discourse with on our local blog network. .. those Republicans are cool… No, these really aren’t Republicans, even though I admit, I throw them into that category for expediency….
These are that drunk bitch. These are rare forms of mutant conservatives to whom no one every had the courage to tell them to “shut the fuck up and sit down”, and now, in exuberance of a campaign season where they feel uplifted with the infectious bubbles of being the center of attention, they truly believe that they are the embodiment of true enlightenment. Just like the drunk bitch, they really think they are the life of the party…
If you try to reason with them, you might be thinking you are getting somewhere, but instead they interpret it as justification that they are really, truly self important…. “Look I’m so cool this bouncer dude is reasoning with me..I’m so cool… I’m ready to rule the world….”
The only way to get rid of this type… is to eject them…
Eject them.
Eject them…
And while you are at it, eject the whole Republican party… too; you can’t leave the drunk bitch on the curb with no way home while the rest of the party goes on…
It’s just crazy….
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August 22, 2012 at 8:00 am
anonymous
That kind of ‘cool’ is bloody cold, man.
What kind of person would back a guy who ‘earns’ ten of millions yearly, who says he likes to fire Americans, closes down American plants to ship American jobs overseas, runs on an “Official Policy of Denial” and would pick a 42 year old tea party extreme radical who lead the country in tying up the US government for years and voted against anything that would favor the American people, to (as Rmoney said,) become the next President of the United States. Think about that possibility – Ryan as next President. How many automatic weapons, crates of ammunition do these cool dudes have tucked away in their closets and draws; what’s that strapped to their ankle or waist. What do they really think about freedom of religion that isn’t their religion; women in general; educations other than their own; college loans for America’s kids; the condition of a natural atmosphere all children are being robbed of. What kind of person would support a man running for President, who can’t tell the truth and won’t even tell them, how it is the rich become so rich on their backs, (whose investment millions are taxed at 13% or less or – not at all) as others are taxed up to 35% for actually working. Who are these cool republicans who are ALWAYS in favor of profits by pollution, who think it’s their right to use the air, lands and waters of America, the world, as their own free waste by-product disposal system but ‘claim’ to be so under educated and backwards (that they ‘don’t believe the science’) and still say, ‘climate change is a hoax,’ lacking in world leadership, disrespecting the earth and all life on the planet, as the world quickly approaches real time tipping points of no return before their very eyes, that will wreck havoc on the planet’s livable environment for tens of thousands of years. A melting Greenland, Antarctic, an ice-free arctic in a matter of years, ain’t cool man. It’s how greedy men rape the planet and claim it’s ‘legitimate.’
Where were these ‘cool’ republicans,’ when Bush Co. was gutting the nation? Aren’t they the same ‘cool’ republicans who supported the EPA Clean Air failure, Wolfowitz, Rice and Ashcroft, Cheney, Bush oil cronies, who fueled al-Qaida’s growth, supported wire tapping, torture, supported massive dirty energy ,fought clean energy initiatives, supported “slam dunk” Tenet, Brown at FEMA, Enron, deregulation; betrayed investors, supported wall street crooks, main street banksters and golden parachutes. Aren’t they the right-wing ideologues of uncontrolled militarism, the civil war in Iraq, (the wrong country,) – mission accomplished. Is it cool to back income and wealth disparities that harm the poor and middle class, fossil fuel and chemical pollution, the republican caused recession that makes the rich, richer? Do they still (silently) support Bush Co incompetency – the republican conservative philosophy? Are republicans ‘cool’ when they ignore the lives of average Americans, minorities, women, soldiers, workers, children. As soon as Obama walked into the White House, did they fight against every effort to put Americans back to work to restore America and every effort to improve the lot of average Americans’ education, health, lost savings, home ownership, etc. Is it ‘cool’ to still be dragging around the radical right wing baggage and their knuckles, hoping to pack it in at the White House? Is it cool to support funda fanatics, redactions of scientific data, engage an entire nation in republican crazy talk, back more fossil fuel profits by pollution; chemical, pharma, insurance co. greed, worship Rush et al and support the dumb ing of America for the profits of millionaires, billionaires?
What one should remember is, a republican is a republican precisely because of their dead old ultra conservative philosophy and that’s bloody cold man. Not cool.
August 22, 2012 at 10:35 am
kavips
Where these “cool” republicans were during these times posted above were right beside you, in your work, in your family, in your school, in the park next to you, in front and behind you in the cash out line, on your left, and right as you cross the street… half of your friends, and half of your enemies… that’s where they were. … and you never knew… pretty cool, huh?