Two news stories today.

One, Republicans expressed feigned outrage over the fact that President Obama took his wife on a date to New York, complaining that enjoying life by doing such, was wrong in a recession.

Two, beached killer whales were shot and mercifully killed upon being found stranded upon the sand, with no hope of survival.

No reports yet on whether Gingrich, Libby, Tancredo, Cornyn, were found among them.

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